50% APY on USDC!
Idk why CT is still sleeping on @Almanak__ first DeFi agent
• Native APY: 8-9%
• Bonus APY from points: 41%
Points yield is calculated based on 90mln Almanak FDV.
Why 90 mln? @Almanak__ FDV at ICO will be 90mln, which clearly sets the base valuation at launch.

UPD. Theoriq Sale
Just pledged 8,500 USDC in Theoriq ICO via Kaito Launchpad
Why did I decide to participate?
The team changed vesting! Now we have 100% TGE unlock!
• VCs invested at 30–50m FDV + cliffs
• ICO participants have 75m FDV + 100% unlock

$BONK vs. $PUMP
FDV: $3.24B vs. $2.85B
MC: $2.9B vs. $1B
Is it finally the bottom?

$KAITO Capital Launchpad
ICO review
• Espresso - @EspressoSys
Green flags:
Interesting tech + strong team + good GTM strategy + real PMF
Red flag:
Awful vesting! SKIP! I am fed up with cliffs and huge FDVs
• Theoriq - @TheoriqAI
Green flags:
AI narrative + DeFi agents + low FDV + TGE unlock
Red flag (personal):
I already have significant exposure to similar projects: $GIZA and Almanak
Conclusion:
• Espresso - strong pass
• Theoriq - might consider a quick flip, still deciding
I'm extremely grateful to @KaitoAI, @sandraaleow, and @Punk9277 for the opportunity!

My entire $S airdrop is on one plate

0 $ES airdrop
Not eligible!
Thanks for playing!

Guess the protocol that offers these sexy APRs:
$HYPE - 51%
$PUMP - 46%
$ETH - 41%
$BTC - 26%
Do you need a thread?

CT today:
“BTC smashes ATH, moonbound!
Bull run in full swing, Bitcoin unstoppable!
New ATH for BTC, the future is crypto!”
$BTC exposure of 99% CT users👇🏻

Polymarket soon!?
$POLY ticker?

$KITTEN hacked / rugged?
What is going on with $KITTEN?
-35% dump in 15min
Now posts are being deleted...

The only thing I am buying right now - $PURR
Targets:
• 0.329
• 0.394
• ATH
Why?
• sexy chart
• memecoin & $HYPE narrative
Hyperliquid.
Disclaimer: only spot!

$WLD vs. $H
FDV: 9B vs. 1B
• $WLD overrated?
• $H underrated?
IMO: both of them are overrated